she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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