We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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