i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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