You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
