on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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