I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize