i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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