Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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