No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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