My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
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