Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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