Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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