Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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