Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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