so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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