Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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