I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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