Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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