i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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