She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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