He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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