so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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