Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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