Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize