Whats the glycemic index on semen?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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