I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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