i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The feeling are messing with the penis
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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