I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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