I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you win again, gameday.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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