Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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