why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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