Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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