Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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