question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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