She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
