We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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