I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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