Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Boobs are out for the taking
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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