Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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