It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
