can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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