So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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