I just saw a hot homeless man
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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