hotel room ftw
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
