She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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