OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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