so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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