I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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