How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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