i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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