I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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