Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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