I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
We have started to decorate penises.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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