i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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